So My Roommate Just Set the Fire Alarms Off.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
04/04/2016 at 00:58 • Filed to: None

Put something on the stove then fell asleep. Fucking idiot, so I had to go upstairs, deal with his dumb ass stuff, then wake him up since apparently the fire alarms weren’t loud enough to do that.

That being said, even when intoxicated on a Sunday night, I am still calm enough to just walk upstairs deal with this shit. Amazing what living with a bunch of clowns can do.

DISCUSSION (7)

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/04/2016 at 01:06

Mine set them off at 4:30 AM the other morning, boiling water. I was livid.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
04/04/2016 at 01:08

Thats talented.

Yeah, I’m still not sure what it was. Something green and leafy, kale, spinach maybe...

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/04/2016 at 01:20

He’s pretty exceptional. Leafy greens at night, that’s odd.

Funktheduck > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/04/2016 at 08:30

Kale chips are tasty.

Funktheduck > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/04/2016 at 08:34

My dorm freshman year had a record number of fire alarms go off. Don't know why mine had to be the dorm that got that reputation. At least once a week, usually in the middle of the night. The best/worst was one that kept us out for over 2 hours because someone decided to play with a fire extinguisher. We weren't allowed to go back in until it was cleaned up by the RAs. I think we got back inside a little after 6 AM.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/04/2016 at 09:03

I’m a pretty hard sleeper, and even I’ll wake up to a fire alarm. Tornado sirens, well...... I’ll sleep right through those.

The Compromiser > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/04/2016 at 22:19

Well if the alarm part doesn’t work, try the other part. See if that wakes them up.